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Diella announces the Virtual Opposition

2025-09-24 19:09:00, Opinione Lutfi Dervishi

Diella announces the Virtual Opposition

Today is a historic day! After so many years of stoic patience, after experiencing what it's like to have a virtual government, the time has come to take the big step. By decree of my Sun, the Virtual Opposition of the Republic of Albania is officially proclaimed!

This opposition is not like the previous ones, which confused us with reality, burned chairs and blocked parliament. No, this is a perfect opposition, designed to serve you and our great vision first and foremost. It brings some unprecedented upgrades to our democratic system:

I don't burn chairs and I don't block the work of Parliament, because chairs are just "emojis" and parliament is a WhatsApp group.

He doesn't ask for a salary, per diem, or privileges, because he feeds on "likes," "shares," and comments like: "Bravo!", "Good luck!", "Giant!".

It doesn't require the overthrow of the government, just a "restart" of the server when the system crashes.

It doesn't hold street protests. Protests take place where you want, dear citizens – on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.

It doesn't go after oligarchs, because it doesn't need funding. It operates at zero cost.

Therefore, today Albanian democracy, the one burned, trampled, forgotten, confused and misunderstood, enters a new era: that of eternal peace and tranquility.

We, as the Dielli 4 Government, have the vision and now we also have an opposition that does not tire us, does not blackmail us and does not block us. An opposition that is clean, transparent and, most importantly, invisible, like incinerators. An opposition that honors pluralism by restoring the missing calm.

Long live the Virtual Opposition! Long live the e-opposition!/ CNA





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