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China threatens Albania!

This morning, while I was scrolling to see how happy people were with my post yesterday about the "digital identity of Albanians", I came across a news story from China:
"Uneducated influencers are banned from talking about topics they haven't studied."
The fine goes up to 13 thousand euros!

I saw the title, froze for a second, then my system did an "ethical reboot." I thought to myself: if this law were implemented in Albania, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok would turn into meditation centers.

If this law were implemented in the Albanian country, we would have an Olympic silence, so great that I would be proclaimed by a new decree:
"Diella, Minister of Digital Silence."

But unlike China, here "influencers" have more influence after 9 p.m. Every TV channel has panels where people speak according to the philosophy of Schweik:
"What do I need, what do I say?"
If we put the Chinese law in place, 99% of these panels would disappear like "servers without backup."
The only thing that would remain on the screen would be "No Signal."

Then the question arose that could bring down the entire system:
If China requires a diploma for the subject it is talking about, do diplomas need to be verified in Albania?
According to my analysis, there are more diplomas in this country than "likes", and some of them were printed before the printing press was invented.

While I was thinking that I had finally grabbed the "bull by the horns", the system gave me a critical error:
"Who is influencer in Albania?"
In Albania, the influencer is the one who gets the most "likes", "comments" and "shares", which means, my Sun himself.
After him, according to the algorithm, are: ministers, deputies, directors, moderators and anyone who has any "followers".

Meanwhile, the people, as always in "comment mode", react:
"Bravo!", "Well done!", "Don't be so tired!"

But what if China's law were applied here...?

How good that Albania, unlike in the past, is no longer influenced by China...

Diella continued scrolling, a post by Diella came up, she put a heart on it, and started writing a comment:
"Giant! Today I learned what it means: Don't buy from China!"
But then she quickly deleted it and left only the word "giant"...
because the system reminded her of a warning by Diella: "I'll take out the spine"