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Serious accident on the Kardhiq-Delvinë axis / One person dies, three others are injured

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Strange city dwellers!

2025-10-24 14:50:00, Opinione Mentor Kikia

It is a truly strange city. The buildings are not arranged in a regular pattern, they do not have similar heights, architecture and colors. They look as if they were dropped from an airplane, like throwing, say, a stack of papers and they fall wherever the force of gravity (as much as a paper can weigh, of course) and the wind take them. Nearby you find a 35-story building, a 7-story building and a mud-walled house, which is occupied by, let's not talk about, 15 cousins.

People are even stranger. They talk day and night about murders, arrests, inspections and fornication. They are glued to the screens and watch crime news, holding their breath: So-and-so was kidnapped and disappeared. So-and-so was killed. So-and-so was executed because he didn't smile... Many experts gather and discuss. No one was there. But everyone knows what happened and everyone has a version of what happened. "Here's another one who fell into the canal with his bicycle. And that bastard who fell with his cart into the stream. At least the horse was saved" - that's what happens in this country.

Death news is even more interesting. If a person is in the hospital, in serious condition, what's wrong with saying he died? He's going to die anyway. "Why isn't he dying, man? We've been saying he died for three days, he died, and he's still in a coma! How can a day go by without a VIP death?"

What about arrests? Arrests are a gamble. What kind of lottery are you talking about?

The arrest messengers announce every night:

-There will be arrests!

-When, when, did you break up with us?

-Soon, in October. Yes, if not in October, in December for sure.

-Who? How many?

-Oh, I can't say. They'll be big, very big sharks.

Six months in advance, the news is spread that the arrest warrant is ready. But the courier who is supposed to take him to the police has not arrived, his mother-in-law has died. Then we make it public, so that the wanted person comes himself. The media writes, people discuss: -Good for the dog. - No, no, there are even worse thieves than this, they get away with it. Then the matter is forgotten. The courier finishes mourning his mother-in-law and comes to work. But the wanted person has fled. No! Who notified him?

We are in a crisis. Many journalists have been laid off to cut costs. Ministers and other officials make the news themselves. Fantastic! People enjoy seeing them in yellow caps and vests as they go to construction sites. How beautiful the word “inspection” is. According to the dictionary, it means: “I see someone’s work, I give instructions.” In this city, we all see each other’s work and we all give advice, that is, we are all inspectors. But when ministers inspect vegetable greenhouses and take pictures with tomatoes and cucumbers, have you seen how beautiful they look?

-What did you say, there are no medicines at the Oncology Department?

-Ehuha…

-What about the famous influencer Marinela, who broke up with her boyfriend and found another one within a week? We die for news about whores.

And yet, the most attention was received by a letter from a man, who turned to the "People, Keep Your Mind" page for help: I ??caught my wife with her lover for the second time. What do you suggest I do, break up with her or forgive her this time too?

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Fog has fallen over the city. Very romantic. Someone said it's dust pollution. It must be confusing./ CNA