Filip tells the Zdroms what the deceased is, a hunter or a b...

2025-04-11 19:38:00, Satire CNA

After the heartfelt letter that the late Këllira had written to the deceased, the latter, in order to get in a little bit of a mood and to calm down and clarify himself, after the letter that talked about how the late Këllira had become a billionaire, or how they had beaten him by using him as a boxing cushion, called Filip from prison.

As soon as the bell rang, Philip answered:

-Please, I don't take orders from you. I'm not like the late Këllira, who you made a billionaire and you made a mistake by mentioning my name.

Zdromsi: How is this? Calm down, please don't make me cry again. Please tell me what this Merhumi is?

Philip: From those supposedly men with men and women with women that you marry on top of your terrace.

Zdromsi: Why, what connection does the deceased have with them, is he even in their association?

Filipi: Yes, the deceased is one of the main ones.

He showed them below.

Filipi: Look how he became. Once during Saliu's campaign, Gjolek Malaj beat him and he didn't leave the house for two weeks.

The deceased said it was a political beating. I told him at the time that it's okay, that nothing happens to you all at once. One beating does you good.

The late Këllira shows the Zdroms his three beats
April 10, 18:13

But what happened next? He fined an oil businessman and asked him to give him 1 million euros to buy his newspaper because he had previously sold 500 thousand to someone else and he had returned the newspaper without getting the money back. He had made a big deal with Berisha for casino work. When they beat him the second time, I told him to take his hand and he said, "It's okay, Filip, you don't get hit twice."

The third time Keli slapped him for disturbing his wife, I told him to stop complaining. Now you're no longer a hunter, you're just a b... like in the joke with the hunter.

"What is this?" asked Merhumi. "Let me show you so you can understand."

A hunter went out into the forest and a bear came in front of him. The hunter took aim and the bear told him not to shoot because if you don't kill me, I'll eat you.

-No, the hunter replies, I'll kill you, and shoots him.

Then the bear catches him and says, "Now, do I eat you or have sex with you?"

Just don't eat me, do whatever you want, the hunter said. The bear took her and had sex with the hunter, raping her thoroughly.

The late Këllira writes a letter to the Zdroms
April 9, 18:28

Out of anger, the hunter takes the couple the next day and goes back into the forest to kill the bear.

The bear tells the hunter to run away because if he doesn't kill him this time he will eat him. The hunter shoots quickly and fails to kill the bear.

The bear says: Now should I eat you or rape you?

"Rape me," the hunter told her.

After finishing his work, the bear released the brave hunter who had raped him for hours.

After a few days, the hunter, out of anger, takes the couple with him again and goes into the forest to kill the bear that had twice taken his honor.

The bear asks the hunter to run away and not shoot because this time there would be no escape. But the hunter rushes and shoots it, but again does not kill it.

"What should I do to you now?" the bear asks.

"Go ahead and do it again, just don't eat me," the hunter told him.

"Hey, what are you, a hunter or a b...", says Ariu.

"This is the late Këllira, your employee," said Filipi, and from behind he heard the voice of the sick man./CNA