The satirical website "doesn't share" the prosecutor investigating Veliaj: "A minute is an hour... I want to know what will happen with that file?"

The satirical social media page "Lolita" continues to address SPAK prosecutor Ols Dado, who is investigating what the opposition has described as one of the biggest theft cases, the file of Tirana directors who embezzled millions of euros through the infamous scheme with the company "5D Konstruksion", but which still lacks an investigation into Mayor Erion Veliaj.

Beyond this, Prosecutor Dado is also conducting investigations into the assets of Veliaj and his family members.

But given the fact that there is still no arrest warrant for Veliaj, "Lolita" asks Dados what is being done with the files.

HERE ARE THE LINES OF "LOLITA"

In this January you are ice and snow,

I am fire and the steam that melts you,

This morning minutes are hours,

Your absence has no replacement.

My friends ask me about you every day,

We love you all, but I love you more,

Even the G Class waxes don't catch my eye,

You come to my dreams and keep me awake!

In your absence I am drinking Turkish coffee,

Then I'll turn the cup upside down,

I want to know what will happen to that file,

Then I will come to Durrës myself to find you!/ Taken from Ora News 

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