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The Gjirokastra festival may end in SPAK

2023-06-30 19:57:00, Opinione Lutfi Dervishi
The Gjirokastra festival may end in SPAK
Journalist Lutfi Dervishi

The old man in the beautiful Saranda of Kiko, our clever monkey, has been bringing us news from the south of the country for 1 year.

As a true correspondent who not only reports the news but also experiences it, Kiko could not believe his eyes after lifting his eyelids heavy from deep sleep.

Even though it was the heart of the day, Saranda was empty of foreign tourists, local tourists, but also of the Sarandians themselves.

One of the policemen, who Kiko has rubbed his back for years and took the front pages of the portals, informs Kiko about every movement in the city. Today the police informed Kiko that everyone has held their breath in Gjirokastër as tomorrow is the final night of the festival that returned with folk song and dance.

With the fervent hope and desire to hear and see live songs for the great leader of the party and the people (who remained in Albania, the region and Southeast Europe), for the epochal works tear after tear, for the successes of the justice reform, for the line right and infallible regional stability, for satellite flights, Kiko held his breath to the organizers of the Festival and asked to see the program of the final night!

A journalist who was reporting live volunteered to teach Kiko the dance "Albania has a big party today!"

But Kiko left the Festival stage in the stone city fortress disappointed and angry. He threatened to boycott the final night and warned of a lawsuit in SPAK if the organizers did not urgently reflect on the scandalous lack of songs that connect tradition and reality.

At least folk songs that have become very popular are urgently put:

The list of songs that Kiko wants to be sung in the finale.

Song for the Leader: "Where are you, O Edi Rama/ you are a man who does not want advertising!"

Song for the High Council of Prosecution:  "Who comes with a bridge/ in front of the High Council".

Song about the situation in Russia: "Putin's big game / Progozhin's rebellion."

Song for public works: "New road, leads to the coast/ inaugurated 10 years ago!

Song for the MEK organization: "Eat, drink and sing, in 2025 you will vote"

Song for the president: "Albania I came to God, I postponed it for one more time"

Song for increasing the salaries of MPs and senior officials: "We enjoy these holidays, dirty life, there are expenses"

The situation in the North of Kosovo : "Vucic freed the policemen from fear, long live Rama and America!"

Song for the opposition: "Make me cry and I can't cry, make me laugh and I don't cry"

Song for the closing of the political television season: "Hum-hum-hum, e ham-ham-ham, 1 season of bread and salam"

Song for the festival: "From the north to the south, the people want nothing but circus and bread"

Kiko folded the program paper into several parts and silently put it in the pocket of one of the organizers without saying another word. His movements were watched in astonishment by those present who knew that surely something was troubling the beloved monkey.

It is not known if the request will be taken into consideration, but tomorrow is the deadline for the festival of values ??to stick to values ??and tradition, since the history of Albanian music has all the songs written for the men of the Albanian nation: From Skënderbeu, to Ismail Qemali, Rama and any others that history may have known...





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