Captain Fania writes the book

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This desire arose when he learned that Rama had become so rich from the book "Kurbani" that the captain tore his eyes.

He thought that with as many advertisements as he could make, he would sell tens of thousands of copies. It would lead around the world. He seemed like a boss, with debts paid off and pavilions of fairs around the world.

"You can not even write your name, you are black, " said his wife.

U step. In fact, he spelled his name incorrectly. That he never carried the last name to the end because he was tall and tired of the pencil. But he did not give up. Rakip called Zarin and gave the order:

Within a week you will write me a book about me.

Rakipi shqeu sytë. Po kapterin po ta kundërshtosh egërsohet si gjeneral. Ndaj, urtë e pyeti:

-Si t’ja vë titullin?

-“Bëmat e një kapteri”, -i tha Fania.

-E ç’do të shkruaj brenda?

-Do të shkruash ato që do të tregoj unë. Do të vish te zyra ime mëngjeseve. Unë do të flas e ti do të shkruash.

Kështu ndodhi ca javë. Rakipi mbante shënim bëmat. Kapteri tregonte emrat e shokëve kur mblidheshin te magazina, kur hapnin konserva, kur rrëkëllenin vodka e kur hidhnin valle brenda repartit.

Pas dy muajsh doli libri i Fanes. E çuan me vrap në librari. Pas një ore mori vetë kapteri në telefon shitësen:

-U shit ndonjë copë?

-As sytë nuk ia hedhin.

Heshti veç dy minuta. E gjeti zgjidhjen. Foli me shokun e tij të qarkullimit rrugor.

-Brother, when you impose fines, tell the drivers to either buy one of my books or pay the fine three times over .

He closed it without listening. But Rakip Zari helped him. Stay with the bags of books and everyone who is invited to the studio should buy a book, otherwise do not go to Kapter's TV. Sales are going well now.

-Boss, it will take another ten years and we will sell them all , -Rakip Zari encourages./ CNA.al

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