Gon's legal advisor

2025-06-01 17:21:00, Satire Boris Miska

Gon's legal advisor

Goni had only 'Family Law' left to pass. It was a subject that he had to pass in the second year. However, he had gone to the fourth cycle with the family law he had not passed, he was a student at the private university 'Uarasi', his businessman father had never hesitated to give donations to the Faculty of Law, where his son studied. This was one of the reasons that none of the lecturers dared to fail him in the exams. Their salaries in many cases depended on the money that Goni's father poured in without sparing.

Sophocles, the family law professor, begged Gon every day to come teach that damn subject, but the boy avoided him with the excuse: "I'm not ready to be a professor yet, I'll tell you myself."

Sofua was running away again, afraid that one day they would ask her to account for not having taken the fourth-year student on the exam!

And indeed, this happened one day!

While drinking coffee with the rector, Gon's father opened up about his son's prospects after graduating from college.

"What would you suggest for the boy?" he asked.

-Goni is an excellent student, Mr. Zeqo, he still has one subject left that he did not take because he was not prepared for the maximum grade, the professor praises him a lot. He even proposed that we keep him as an assistant in his department, after defending his diploma. We are only waiting for your word and of course Goni's own wish.

Even though Zequa knew his son's capacity, who only consumed time, had never seen him with books in his hand, or even open the latest brand of laptop he had bought for him, with the most modern programs, he leaned back in his chair, boasting that he was receiving the reward he deserved.

The next day, the dean's message caught Sofokliu, the family law professor, by surprise. Sofokliu was supposed to hire Mr. Zeqo's son, keep him close, and prepare him so that he could soon enter the auditorium with the students to give lectures and seminars.

He looked for the assistant he had just been told to contact and found him smoking a cigarette downstairs in the faculty lobby.

"Congratulations," he said to the boy, who when he saw it, remembered that he still had his homework behind him.

-We'll start from scratch, I want a report from you to use in the family law exam of the second year of law. We'll both be together, you'll both observe the written exam and complete your report, it's a good opportunity to close out the subject you've been putting off for years.

Goni was confused for the moment and didn't know what to say to her, he had just become both an exam guard and a student at the same time and this made him panic a little.

-Don't worry, Sophocles patted his shoulders, when he saw that Goni was confused. Everything will be fine, we are together.

-Okay, at 10 o'clock sharp!

-Success!

Come on, kid, Goni started the conversation first as soon as they got comfortable in one of the nightclubs in Blloku, today the pressman told me that he has an assistant for his family, come over tonight we'll drink for our own pleasure, I'll pay. He put his hand in his pocket and opened the lips of his wallet, inside which a bundle of hundred euro bills protruded like white teeth.

"Wow," everyone cheered, hands raised in joy.

Before the bar girls could call one of you, Goni spoke again after the boys' enthusiasm had subsided after they had just received the news from their friend.

The press wants me to inform them in writing that we have a legal exam with the second family.

Of all the boys, only one studied and worked to pay for his own college education, the others spent their parents' money on luxury cars, nightclubs, and beautiful women, and even smoked pot.

This was Ben, a smart and outgoing boy who was always on the go. His friends liked him because he was nice and chatty, and he was very good with women.

No one had any idea what the predicate was, not even Goni himself, who looked for it at the table.

"I'll solve it," Beni reassured his friend, his chest heaving.

Look at those two women in the corner, they are sisters, both were married, separated from their husbands and each have a son, the courts have given custody of both children to the husbands.

This is the callus!

Goni was surprised at how quickly his friend understood the problem. He switched seats with Kol and approached Ben, took out his cell phone, and asked him to explain it better.

I'll write it here if I can type it up on my laptop and send it to the printer.

Write then, Ben spoke calmly!

Predicate in the family law exam.

"Now give me the order and we'll elaborate," he instructed with his finger on the screen.

We are facing two civil cases regarding the divorce of spouses, child custody, and financial obligation for alimony.

Goni was typing on his cell phone and was amazed by the knowledge of his friend, who was studying computer science and had never opened a law book.

Court hearings take place in two different countries (for example, one in Tirana and the other in Washington, D.C.)

The decision of both processes is almost approximate.

Divorce decree, takes away custody of the children from both sisters. It is given to the fathers.

It is determined for each quota of liability, of course, based on the income they have declared.

The answers are four alternatives. These two decisions given by two different courts, in two independent countries against two sisters are:

-Coincidence!

-Corruption in justice!

-Genetic problem!

-I don't know!

Elaborate on the answer for each option they thought of.

That's it, he finally calmed his friend down.

Goni put his cell phone on the table and turned to hug Ben, who had solved his problem in a few minutes.

Now, guys, order whatever you want...!

He used a banal word from the slang that popped up every three or four conversations at the table.

In a few seconds, the shiny trapeze area was covered in various glasses and bottles, cell phones, and cigarette packs.

Beni pinte gjithnjë birrë të lehtë, preferonte Coronën, deshte që të nesërmen të ishte në formë për orët e mësimit dhe i aftë për disa orë punë.

Me dorën në shishen e ftohtë u hodhi nga një shikim të dyja motrave. E madhja ishte më shkurtër dhe e shëndetshme, ndërsa e vogla ishte e gjatë, bustin e mbante drejtë, me flokë të mbledhura, e ftohtë dhe gjithnjë me një buzeqeshje të kontrolluar pas së cilës ishte e vështirë t’ja lexoje mendimin. Në lokal i thërrisnin ‘Ikona’.

E shikoni atë, u kishte thënë një ditë dikush në tavolinë që e njihte, dikur kishte punuar me të.

Duket si Monaliza, pa dashnor, por është e frikshme dhe nëtëdhjetë e nëtëshe!

Beni nuk i pati kushtuar rëndësi këtij opinioni, por sot që i formuloi kallzusin Gonit se di pse deshte ta gjente vetë arsyen e vërtetë të binjakëzimit në dy vendime.

E vogla që e thërrisnin ‘Ikona’ sapo ishte kthyer nga jashtë, kishte jetuar disa vite e martuar e ndarë dhe djalin e kishte lënë andej me të atin.

Mbeti tek mendimi se ndoshta të dyja kanë dashur të jenë të lira në jetën e tyre dhe i kanë braktisur fëmijët.

Nuk shkoj më tej në hulumtimin e natës se djemtë e tërhoqën në muhabetin e tavolinës, kishin filluar të flirtonin e hidhnin rromuze me ca goca ngjitur dhe duhej Beni që gjithnjë ishtë karremi me të cilen peshkonin më të bukurat e lokalit.

Goni hodhi në laptop kallëzuesin e Benit, që e shkruajti mbrëmë në celular dhe ia postoi profesor Sofokliut në email-in e tij.

Pedagogun e ngacmoi shumë gjetja e Gonit, po e lexonte dhe mbeti i befasuar nga mënyra e të formuluarit, diversiteti i gjykimit dhe origjinaliteti i kallëzuesit, ishte specifike. Kishte brenda trazim dhe përmes saj ai mund të nxirrte konkluzione për mendimin juridik të pavarur të çdo studenti në fushën e së Drejtës familjare.

Kallëzues të ketij standardi as ai vetë nuk arrintë të formulonte, i duheshin disa ditë të mendonte, shpesh edhe i kerkonte të gatshme nga ato që vite më parë i kishin konsumuar kolegët e tij.

E printoi në 16 kopje, nga një për çdo student dhe në oren e caktuar u nis për në sallën e vogël ku po e prisnin studentët.

Tek dera gjeti Gonin, ishte veshur ndryshe, me kostum dhe një këmishë sportive, dukej tjetër dhe kjo e ngrohu Sofokliun. Fillimi nuk kishte qenë aspak zhgënjyes si dështimet në tentativat e tij për ta marrë në provim djalin e biznesmentit që jepte donacione për Fakultetin Juridik në universitetin privat ‘Uarasi’.

E vuri përpara Gonin dhe të dy hynë në auditor. Studentët po e shikonin Gonin e vitit të katërt dhe nuk e dinin se ai ishtë graduar asistent i Sofokliut në të Drejtën familjare.

Pas prezantimit ndanë fletët me kallëzuesin e Benit për çdo student dhe sallën e pushtoi heshtja. Sofo rrinte tek katedra duke lexuar diçka në portalet e celularit, ndërsa Goni kalonte mes rrjeshtave të tavolinave tek duke vëzhguar ecurinë e provimit.

Koha kaloi shpejt, një nga një u dorëzuan të gjitha fletët me përgjigje dhe të identifikuara sipas kërkesave në anën e pasme të saj.

At dinner, after consuming the meal that Sophocles' wife had prepared for him, he took the exam papers out of his bag and began to correct them.

The answers were very diverse, there were convincing justifications, research into causes, many blamed corruption in the justice system, some suspected that the spouses had paid for those decisions, some expressed the irresponsibility of the young mothers to take care of the children they had given birth to. Overall, the arguments were sound, had a legal nuance and were based on cold judgments supported by lectures and life experience.

One sheet had no justification, he had only written a comment in the explanation box; Jeans k….. professor. He had made the dirty word in dots, but it was clear what he was talking about. There was no name, it was 16-10 sheets, 15 answers were filled in by the students of the group, that's all.

Sophocles laughed, realizing that it was the writing of Gon, the assistant student who had refused to take the family history exam until then./CNA