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By Lutfi Dervishi/ Made in Albania, it bankrupts NETFLIX

2023-12-15 22:45:00, Opinione Lutfi Dervishi

By Lutfi Dervishi/ Made in Albania, it bankrupts NETFLIX

Journalist Lutfi Dervishi

Netflix, the streaming giant of movies and series with 250 million subscribers across the globe, is going bankrupt from the productions of the Albanian government.

Just imagine this scene: a high security prison, a super secure and isolated room called 41 biss where not even a fly dares to fly. In this little cinematic haven, an unimaginable drama is brewing: a lifer, armed to the teeth with ambition and with a gun in his hand that he obtained via drone, manages to kill a convict eternally and injure another.

This scene puts even the most prolific minds of Netflix screenwriters to shame.

Netflix may have "Breaking bad" and "Squid games", but we have "41 biss"

But wait you ain't seen nothing yet. The most climactic scene follows.

The Minister of Justice, who in the morning had publicly warned that the author (who then committed the crime) would be put in "41 biss", comes out of the shadow of the long night of December 15 to assure the families of the prisoners wherever they are that "the situation it's under control"

It may happen that someone loses their life, but as you know, life is given to us by someone else and someone else takes it from us.

As they say in the land of eagles "these are lives"

According to the prophetic words of another minister, but which unfortunately were never taken seriously, "these events happen everywhere, in the world, they are even made into movies".

NETFLIX is paying for ignoring this warning.

Today, Netflix, the entertainment giant, finds itself light years behind the cinematic productions of the Albanian government. And to think that the entire government budget is less than the budget of a mediocre Netflix movie!

And what is "Narcos" before the Albanian series "Bananas from Latin America"? And what is the series "Breaking Bad" before the epic series "Incinerators", whose filming continues with complete success in the 7th season. And what is "The Crown" before the movie "The Cleaner"? What about "House of Cards" before "House of Parliament"?

Drama, horror, twists, thrills, suspense. Albania offers everything. Here he saw the imaginable become inevitable.

And this is karma, in 2010 when the head of NETFLIX was asked about the ambitions of the American company on a global scale, he answered: please be serious, it is the same as saying that "the Albanian army will conquer the world"

Now the same director must be scratching his head, biting his nails with his teeth and wondering how it is that Albania produces such sensational films and... FOR FREE?!

While Netflix tries like a strawman to keep subscribers with some predictable scenarios, with repeated and stretched scenes, with mediocre actors, if you compare them with ministers and officials in Tirana, the Albanian government rewrote the rules of competition global.

Shame on you, Netflix! I'm sorry that I didn't see that the Albanian empire of entertainment was rising under your nose. It seems clear that the real drama is happening outside your carefully curated studios and tonight more than ever millions of subscribers have the right to say why we are stupid to pay, at a time when we can watch government produced news for free Albanian?! And it's not just about drama. Looking for high level humor see the news with ministerial inspections where work is done every day on works that never end!

And it's not like NETFLIX hasn't been warned. As we said above, a minister warned that "these events happen everywhere and even films are made". Warning that was not taken seriously by NETFLIX and tonight it's payback time! Netflix deserves bankruptcy!

The EMMY awards for the next year go to the film "Drone Justice", Albanian production 2023.