The extra couple…

Mitro Cela

Budva. Ezmerka had the date of birth. 

We stayed at the "Moska" hotel. With four stars.

Morning. Plate in hand, I passed by a table.

A couple with three children.

- Mom! I saw this uncle in "Portokalli".

I stopped.

- We are from Tirana, - said the lady. -Let's get to know you. You say nice things on TV.

-Where do you work?

- The man has been unemployed for three years. I turned a year old!...

I left. When I took my seat at the table, the couple's little son came after me. A ten year old.

-Uncle! Keep a secret?

- Yes!

- You won't tell mom! Give me your word?

When you went to "Orange", mom said to dad:

- You won't find a more stupid man than this Mitroja in Tirana. He will become the gas of the world by marrying a woman twice. Point!

They say the lady pulls him by the nose?!

The boy is gone... I laughed...

A day later.

The couple had collected the spoils.

- Are you returning to Tirana?

-No. We found free seats in the "Splendi" hotel. We will spend the holidays...

There is also a swimming pool... The lady said.

- Well done, - said Ezmerka. - They don't work. They are tourists. They will rest in a five-star hotel...$180 a night?!

Where does the money come from?!

-The hotel has a casino. Those who are unlucky at work, win at gambling... The husband enters. Plays in the trailer...

-When it's so simple, why don't you play too?!

- My fate has been knocking on my door since the day I got married?

Do you remember when you brought my father and mother as a dowry and made me a kolvar in my house?

There is no way in the world that collivars win at the casino?!

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