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The sun meditates on the affairs of Albania

2026-04-07 19:21:00, Opinione Lutfi Dervishi

The Sun sat down to meditate. Not for long. As for a status. It was inspired by the Sun's latest motto.

In fact, as the motto goes, the sun doesn't eat the stick:

"Only for money",

"There's no time for rest,"

"The Albania we love",

"The MP we want",

"The police we love",

"Albania 2030".

But the motto of the last few days even excited the Sun itself.

"The Works of Albania"! Brilliant! Simple as the procedures of the "Mountains package", deep as the pit in Dragostuje, heavy as Akshi's file in SPAK.

Diella switched to the search command and found a list of jobs, which as they often say in Albania are "nearing completion".

1. The Tirana–Durrës road, a construction site that is getting on the nerves of Albanians. A full 38 km long.

2. Ndroqit Road. 38 km, but it should not be forgotten that 70% of the first phase of 2 km has been completed.

3. The Tirana-Rinas-Durrës railway, rumored to have been completed in 2024 when it was promised to European Commission President Ursula Von der Leyen.

4. The Murriz Tunnel, an Albanian engineering masterpiece and evidence of the construction of capitalism, relying 100% on our own forces. It is so safe that it does not need approval!

5. Drinking water 24 hours a day every week.

6. The Velipojë-Ulqin Bridge, which connects imagination with diplomacy.

7. The Blue Corridor, a project with such a beautiful idea that it would be a sin to ruin it by building it.

8. Corridor 8, towards the last kilometer, with some obstacles in Dragostuje.

9. The Elbasan bypass, rumor has it started.

10. The sovereign oil fund of Shpirag, which is making it possible to cope with the consequences of the war in Iran.

The sun stopped. He took a deep breath, like before a press conference, knowing the questions he would be asked.

"With all this work," he said, "the people should show a little more gratitude. At a minimum, propose canceling the elections. The government has more important things to do than win the elections, it needs to buy time. Elections are a waste of time, especially when it is known who will win."

He even added with admirable realism:

"With all this work, some elite corruption is also permissible. You can't demand perfection in every sector."

Then he went into "reflection mode." And there it became clear to him:

This country doesn't need many leaders. It needs one. A mayor.

When he moved on to European comparisons, because every serious reflection requires a database, he was completely convinced.

"Albania has about 2 million inhabitants." So roughly the size of a large European municipality.

For example, even imperial Vienna itself, with all its operas and trams, revolves around this number. Budapest, with the Danube in the middle and tourists on it, does the same.

Even Barcelona, ??with its sea, football and the memory of Leo Messi, is as big as Albania. Even Rome, which was not built in a day, has 2 million inhabitants!

The Sun closed his meditation with a conclusion that not only seemed logical, but the only possible one, and he was careful to express it with the Sun's characteristic modesty.

"It is not Albania that needs to enter the EU.

It is the EU that should apply to enter Albania.”

Then he wrote the status. It got 1847 likes in a minute. He took a deep breath and said: done!/ CNA