Mr. Ambassador, do you give me permission to marry the boy?

2026-03-05 19:02:00, Opinione Agim Xhafka

Ambassadors have entered every aspect of our lives. From breakfast to dinner, we see them on television. Participating in analyses of educational bodies, in colon surgeries, in exhibitions, in installing manhole covers in neighborhoods, in floods – nodding thoughtfully in front of emergency maps – in painting garbage cans, in the new model of tying a tie, in analyses of the national football team…

They are bringing so much trouble to our heads that recently a sarcastic parent said to his friend: "My son loves Nas's daughter, but I have to ask the ambassador if he will give them permission to get engaged! God forbid they get into trouble!" This is how we have become; with government after government.

These officials from the PCK come and as soon as they arrive in Rinas, they start giving advice; for example, the rain should fall sideways, not so straight. The leaves should be greener, the asphalt should definitely be grayer. And behind them run the media, ministers, officials and the country is gripped by paranoia that progress is following us, success is in our pocket, ask the ambassadors! Because I spend most of the year in the USA, I have never seen a single day on TV, not the ambassador of Albania, hahaha, but not even the one of China or Russia.

That people have taken over the country and will not care about what ambassadors are saying. They have made a legal seal and say; "only the American people enter here". There are floods there too, there are fires, hurricanes, tornadoes, disasters as much as you want, but you never see an ambassador anywhere, even as an extra. While the sun comes out here, the ambassador also goes on vacation. The sun goes down, the ambassador does not go down, he stays there on the box, as if his mother gave birth to him right inside the television.

This slandered inferiority comes from the fact that our political class is corrupt and incompetent. A class born from stolen votes, so it finds protection from the neither-or-nothing stance of the ambassadors. Add to that their corruption and we have reached the point where the government of ambassadors makes decisions, the government of the people implements directives. Sovereignty sold out. Here, the word comes to elect a prosecutor with 31 votes because that's what OPDAT and EURALIUS tell us!!! As if Zeus had spoken. It will not be surprising when Albanians will ask what they will cook tomorrow.

Tell us, Mr. Ambassador, don't hesitate! And as soon as we get an answer, e.g. do you make beans, we will immediately ask again: white or black beans? As irony of the article, from the beginning until now, the German ambassador who talks about the opposition protests has appeared on television three times, the EU ambassador five times, the American one eight times. And only three seconds of footage from accidents and murders in broad daylight in my country.

Oh, we have become a vassal state of ambassadors. I hate this kind of country, even though it is my homeland. Ismail Qemali is also moving, he is not finding comfort even where he rests. Only ambassadors who are suddenly caught in a flood, from the Vjosa or the Drini, have found comfort in Albania. It is the same, it will be a relief for the country and for the poorest people in Europe…